RUMOR: How crazy is it going to be if he's really on Rihanna's "Birthday Cake"?!!!!!!!! Ri Ri did say that the collab will "shock the world." Hmmmmm....
RUMOR: How crazy is it going to be if he's really on Rihanna's "Birthday Cake"?!!!!!!!! Ri Ri did say that the collab will "shock the world." Hmmmmm....
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Meanwhile, the Meatballs straight ran away from their shift last week, angering Danny. They make him a cake to apologize. By the next morning, somebody ate a piece, and, of course, all fingers point to Mike. Danny still accepts the cake, though.
Before work, Jenni and Snooki go to the doctor since Snook's been in pain for the last couple of days, with yet another UTI. As a result, the pair are both late, and Danny punishes them with some heavy labor. Back at the house, it turns out that it was PAULY that ate the cake. He sits down with Deena, hugs her, and admits it was him. Deena apologizes to Mike, but he's still pissed. Everybody does tend to blame him for everything, but what can you really expect when you act like a douchebag 85% of the time?
Later at Karma, it's Paula's (Mike's soon-to-be wifey's) birthday, and the house cheers to her! Snooki drinks...and drinks...and drinks, even though she's been ordered by the doctor not to! Ehh, she's Snooki. What can you do?
The next day, Deena talks with a hook up bud, Joey, and invites him to go to Jenks. While Mike, Jenni, and Snooki stay home, the rest of the house goes there. Ronnie gets mad drunk and starts dancing like crazy, and ends up falling. Joey and Deena are getting closer and closer, and Deena ends up bringing him home. Before heading to bed, Pauly surprises her with a bunch of crap in her bed--dirty dishes, protein shake powder, and a blender! Too, too funny! Joey and Deena head to the smush room, and Snooki tries to watch for a bit, before kinda throwing off the mood. Gotta admit, Joey and Deena are cute though!
Mike calls the Unit (who's been on vacation for the longest) to come down to spill his guts. Mike feels like "he owes Jionni the truth." Anything to start drama....
Later, the house makes plans to go to Karma, and Jenni wears a hot little number for Roger. Karma is absolutely insane! People are getting in crazy fights, but the rest of the house is having a good time. Jenni is paranoid that something's going to happen, especially since the dress she has on doesn't cover much! A guy grabs on her, sparking a fire in Roger, who tries to shove him off. However, the guy ends up throwing a punch, and...CLIFFHANGER.
Until next Jerzday!
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6:00:00 AM
Then it turns out that Malik and Derwin have actually been talking behind Melanie and Tasha's back. Since Melanie and Tasha are beefing, Malik and Derwin have to keep their reconciled friendship on the low Thank God that they are back as friends...I'm tired of all this tension!
Later, while hanging out with Derwin and Tee Tee, Malik throws a football down from the bleachers of the Sabers Stadium to a can down by the end zone. Tee Tee uploads it to YouTube, and fans go crazy for him. However, Malik knows that he won't be back on the field since he had sex with the owner's wife. As the trio celebrates the video's success. Melanie comes in to find them all together and gets angry. However, Derwin realizes that Malik needs to be on the team, and wanted to patch up the friendship. He suggests that Melanie do the same with Tasha. However, Melanie blames Derwin for the problems between her and Tasha, but he never told her to fire her, which is true. He just told her to tell Tasha that she had to choose between Malik and him. That goes into a discussion of how petty females can be over arguments, and how chill men can be, patching things up shortly after with some grunts and a fist bump or something. Haha SO TRUE!
Tasha eventually finds the video and gets on Malik for hanging out with Derwin, calling Melanie and Derwin the McCoys while Tasha and Malik are the Hatfields (here's an explanation of the feud Hatfields vs. McCoys). However, she sees the comments and comes up with the campaign WMD (What Malik Doing), which will offer more videos of Malik to keep the public talking about him, and wanting him back on the field.
Kwan comes over and tries to correct Derwin at practice, and Derwin lets him know that it's Kwan that's messing up. After practice, Irv tells Derwin that the video needs to be squashed, becuase Malik is going to try to use that to get back on the field. He also tells Derwin that he doesn't need to be hanging around Malik or make any comments about him. Derwin makes a last minute comment to reporters to how great Malik is and how much he deserves to be on the field.
Later, Melanie meets up with Tee Tee, who thinks that it's a romantic endeavor. However, Mel wants to talk business. She wants to patch things up with Tasha, and Tee Tee tries. He offers Melanie a seat with them at a game later, and Melanie speaks to Tasha with the intent of healing their friendship. However, Tasha refuses.
The Sabers lose yet again, because of Kwon. Irv calms Derwin down, since Derwin wanted to go tell Kwan off, and tells him not to lose his temper, and, with that, his endorsements. Malik and Derwin are asked to come to the owner's office. Thinking that Mr. Keith saw the video and wants to reinstate Malik (especially with the Sabers losing), the two get really excited. Keith makes it clear that the team board isn't happy that the team is losing. In a last minute moment, Keith also calls up Kwan, and makes it clear that Malik is benched, and Kwan is the starting QB. And because Derwin backed Malik up with his comments, Derwin himself is now on notice. This is all so petty! I understand that Malik had sex with your wife, but it's obvious that this new dude ain't cutting it. Get past it, and do what you have to do for the team!
Derwin drives off angrily after the meeting, not even really speaking to Melanie. Melanie watches Tee Tee and Tasha drive off to go get wings in a happy moment. Melanie has a breakdown moment in her car.
This was honestly the best episode of The Game this season! It was a lot funnier, and had a lot of drama relative to the game itself, especially with this petty owner. I hate Michael Beach's character.
Next episode is in two weeks, with Melanie reaches out to Janay (since she has no other friends)!
6:53:00 AM
I'll probably post some videos of the big performances later today too, when I actually have enough energy to deal with searching for them and embedding HTML codes!
11:38:00 PM
I woke up to some terrible news just now. Legendary songstress, Whitney Houston, has passed away at the age of 48. The singer was known for her outstanding music and movie career, as well as her sad drug use and her crazy marriage to singer Bobby Brown.
Whitney's publicist, Kristen Foster, said Saturday that the singer had died, but the cause and the location of her death were unknown, according to ABC. Several other news sources such as CNN and TMZ has reported the singer's passing as well.
I honestly am in shock. One, because Whitney was only 48. That's my parents' age. I could only imagine. Two, she seemed to be on the road to getting herself together. We are truly losing all of our legends. Etta James, Don Cornelius, and now Whitney! It's terrible! Praying for Bobbi Kristina and the rest of Whitney's family. This is truly unbelievable!
RIP Whitney!
5:38:00 PM
Yes, it's her! Yes, they're real! Beyoncé just posted pics of Baby Blue on her official website! She's soooo precious! #Spazzin!


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Congrats again to Bey and Jay! Blue is absolutely beautiful!
See more at HelloBlueIvyCarter.Tumblr.com!!!!
Congrats again to Bey and Jay! Blue is absolutely beautiful!
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Meanwhile Jenni is having her issues with Roger not spending enough time with her, which is sad because I think they make a really cute couple. Roger step your game up!
Later, the house heads to Aztec, which is NOT better than Karma at all. Jenni ends up leaving early, since she's still in a funk about Roger. Here we see the DTF game at play. Vinny finds two chicks, and one is much better looking than the other one, so Vinny sends her away. Only DTF 1 comes back, and then Deena keeps DTF 1 busy (the ultimate wingman) , while Vinny talks to DTF 2. HA! Then it turns out that after all that DTF 2 is a LESBIAN! Can we say karma, Vinny?!
Snooki walks home drunk. Shoutout to those fur boots she had on! Everyone else ends up walking home together later, and Vinny is disappointed that Nikki (DTF 2) doesn't even want to come in. However Deanna (DTF 1) is still there with Deena, so Vinny has a back up. Oh the games!
Jenni calls Roger and asks him where the hell he's been. Roger tells her that he "messed up his phone," and couldn't go to work today. It all sounds shady. She vents to Snooki, but Snooks seems to be cuddled up with Crocodily, so I doubt she was paying much attention. Later, Jenni is supposed to go out on a date with Roger. However, Roger calls and tells her that he is stuck at work, and is running late. She feels like he doesn't put her first, and puts him ON BLAST and hangs up the phone! She's really let down, which I can definitely understand!
The Meatballs and Pauly go to work. The Meatballs play the follow game around the store, and end up running out of the store. They go to the bar, which pisses off Danny. He goes to find them, and the girls play hide and seek. They're like kids! The Meatballs end up finding a bachelorette, and leave to go drink with her in celebration of her upcoming nuptials!
Meanwhile, Pauly actually has a stalker, who he saw on the boardwalk once. She wears the same Pauly D outfit and hat every time he sees her! Vinny, Jenni, and Pauly go to find the Meatballs, and Pauly sees the girl AGAIN! Pauly is legit scared! Later, at the bar, Pauly and Vinny are playing pool, and there goes the stalker! He ends up meeting her, when Vinny introduces her as a joke, after Pauly pulled out a grenade on him earlier.
Danny is really pissed at the Meatballs because they always mess around. Deena calls to apologize, but Danny is still mad. At the end of the day, that's his business, and sometimes people in the house act like the Shore Store is a big game.
At Sunday dinner, Mike brings up the fact that his brother is still dating Deena's sister. Mike makes some underhand jokes. After dinner, Mike calls the Unit and asks about the couple. He finds out that it's a "smash and dash" with Deena's sister and Mike's brother. Deena is not really sure about the new couple and is suspicious still of Mike, saying "A leopard never sheds its stripes." Wow. Just wow. It's so hard for me to defend myself watching this show sometimes! Haha I love Deena, regardless!
A little later, Deena's sister Joanie calls. Joanie and Mike start talking about the date, and wants it to continue to go on, just so he can find out some juicy dirt.
The next day, Pauly and Vinny go to the gym, and see Roger. Roger makes it clear that he's not going to be calling Jenni, running back to apologize. He doesn't play games, so Jenni may be waiting by that phone for a while. Vinny goes back and tells Jenni what's up. Jenni may be being stubborn, but I still say she's right. Girls stick together, guys stick together, I guess. She does eventually suck up her pride and call him to apologize, and Roger goes off on her! He tells her if she doesn't stop with her insecurities and start trusting him, their relationship is going to be through!
That's a way to end Jerzday!
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