Can't believe that last night was the last Jerzday ever! I've been watching this show from the very beginning, and, as stupid as many people think it is, I'm gonna miss it! Picking up from last week, The house plans a bonfire party on the beach to say goodbye to the Shore. Vinny and Pauly go get a bunch of wood Vinny pushes the wood all the way to the beach, while Pauly follows him in the truck! The house brings chairs, preps drinks, and finally gets ready to party! With friends and foods, the cast has an amazing time to end their time. Roger and Jionni eventually get there, and give flowers to their girls! The guys play football and Jionni covers Mike who is in "the best shape of his life." However, little short Jionni ends up intercepting the ball from him!


During the bonfire, Sammi talks to her parents about her relationship with Ronnie, and how far they have come. Her mom asks what's next for them, and she tells them that they plan to move in together which brings out laughter from both of her parents. They are both unsure of their relationship, but hope that they can pull through. Ronnie's dad tells him to enjoy it, but is kind of skeptical about everything too. And they have a right to be! Sammi and Ronnie's relationship hasn't exactly been a walk in the park, but hopefully they stick together.

The next day, the house head to the Shore Store for their last shift ever. During their shift, they talk over their memories on the boardwalk and working there. Later, when Jenni and Sam go tanning, they find that Paula left some cakes for Mike for his birthday. Why are you doing this Paula? He don't want you! The girls take it home for Mike, but it's just a little weird that Paula has this planned for him. Pauly jokes that Paula might have poisoned the cakes, but ends up eating a piece with Mike.

That night, after the girls go out, Pauly and Vinny plan to prank Sam for her little stunt locking them out on the balcony a few weeks back. Vinny steals her and Ronnie's air bed, but manages to pop a hole in it! They put it back in their room like nothing happened, but, of course, However, Ronnie tries to inflate the bed and can't because there's a whole in it! But then he gets mad at Sam for pulling a prank on the guys in the first place, which is stupid, but okay.

The next day, Sammi is over the whole thing and plans for Mike and Pauly's birthday. However, Ronnie is still clearly pissed off, and it's super awkward. She's busy making cakes and cookies, and Ronnie feels like she should have apologized to him. For what, I don't exactly know. However, the house goes up to enjoy the Fourth of July fireworks for the birthdays and enjoy themselves.

That night, Sammi and Ronnie have a conversation about the day. Ronnie is upset for something that Sammi had nothing to do with honestly. Pauly and Vinny planned the prank. The rest of the house watch the drama from the living room. Sammi tells him that if he feels that way, they should break up. Ronnie thinks that she should have sucked it up and apologized. For once, Sammi is actually in the right! She's over this whole thing, and walks away, saying good night and that she loves him with no response. However, later, he apologizes and they make up.

The last day, the house plans to GTL for the last time. At the tanning salon, an employee tells Sammi, Ronnie, and Vinny that some dude's balls were on the cake, and they shouldn't have eaten it! She even shows them a picture, which shocks everybody! I mean, who knows what else happened to the cake?! They tell Mike in the car, and he just can't believe that Paula would do that! They tell Pauly at the house, and he's just in shock, gets mad and wants retaliation! Even Deena had a piece, the one time she decides to splurge in the house! I don't care what happens, you don't mess with people's food! Mike calls her up to see what was what, and she acts like she couldn't hear him. It was all fake, and Mike ends up breaking the duck phone! RIP.

That night, the house sits on the deck just sharing memories about their time in the house. Everybody thought what did they get into from the first day!  They bring Snooki's goofiness and isolation from the beginning, and a dude punching her in the face, which actually ended up bringing them closer! And Deena's entrance in the house and getting naked in front of Mike the first night! And the time when Pauly and Jenni used to flirt, and then she revealed she had a boyfriend! I forgot about some of this! It's clear that Jersey Shore has impacted them in a way that nobody will ever get, and they are a family for life.

The next day, Pauly wakes them up with a nice bang, banginig pots and pans to get everybody up, even next door at Snooki's! Mike and Jenni make breakfast for them all. It's very emotional for them clearly. After breakfast, they start the packing process for the last time. They leave every summer, but this time they're not coming back. After they load up their cars, they stand together in the front of the house and cry and hug together, and then go their separate ways. All good things must come to end, but we all know that we will see them plenty in the future! Shoot Snooki and Jenni's show comes back in a couple of weeks! No word if Pauly's spinoff is coming back, but Vinny has his own show where he's bringing celebrities over to his family house to talk, eat, and chill! I will definitely miss Jersey Shore, but excited to see what happens with the cast in the future.

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3:17:00 PM

The final season of Jersey Shore is almost over (*tears*). Picking up from last episode, Roger calls Jenni and tells her that Jionni told him about the guys in the house hanging out with him the night. All the boys apparently pointed the finger at Jenni about her talking about Jionni not being around for Snooki. It causes a quick ruckus with the boys and Jenni, but it's all just he said/she said. She calls Jionni and gets his version and finds out how bad her talking about him offended him. Jionni had been up there a lot to see Snooki apparently without any of them them knowing! Jenni apologizes to him, and they quickly get over the drama.


Later, Mike reveals that he was a stripper through college. The house wants him to show them what he's got sometime before they leave! That night, the house gets ready to go out to Karma. Paula comes out too, wearing a skin right dress perhaps to impress Mike and show him what he's missing! A girl comes up to him and basically invites him to have sex with her, which, of course, Mike is down with. However, Paula sees it and spazzes out on him! She needs to let it go! If a man wants to be with you, he'll be with you. If not, oh well! Move on with your life. Mike goes on about his business and finds another girl. Mike is on high alert with Paula right around the corner. She comes around the corner out of nowhere, making it awkward for Mike. He decides to bring the girl home anyway, but she is obviously sloppy wasted, and Mike sends her on her way. Meanwhile, Pauly goes to his room to get in it in really quick with some girl, and ends up exchanging numbers with her.

The next day, Snooki comes over to hold auditions for Deena's new Meatball. They go to get toys for their auditions and prizes for their winner! They comes up with rules and head to EJ's to ask people to audition, where they find girls crazy enough to do all this stuff! They take tequila shots, as well as body shots off an old man, and wand people and say "MERP!" It's all very hilarious! They end up picking three final girls to be Meatballs for Deena! Meanwhile, Sammi and Ronnie go out on a little date to spend time together. Finally, they're able to truly connect without all this fighting! They plan to move in together, which will be interesting for them. Sammi even talks about having kids! They go to play mini golf and are very competitive with each other. Overall, it was a nice little date, and it's good to see them actually growing up and being a good couple.

Back on the boardwalk, Deena decides to bring home all the Meatballs she picked up. It's all so crazy. Pauly is a little annoyed since it is their last weekend at the house together, and he wants them to just party together. Jenni is irritated too that these Meatballs are using her stuff to get ready! Then there's this Scottish girl that is just off the wall! Finding random Meatballs on the boardwalk may not have been a great thing. Everyone heads out to Merge together. Deena's fake Meatballs eventually go home, which the rest of the house is overjoyed about. They have the best time together for their final weekend at the Jersey Shore!

The next morning, the roommates talk about what to do for their final days at the Shore. It's good to see them all just enjoying themselves. Ron and Sam cook a last Sunday dinner for everyone. Mike plans to do a little strip routine and practices with the guys. He comes up with a ghetto boxer routine with his name being Vito Dorado. The guys do the works on the house, bringing out a smoke machine, Pauly getting on the turntables, and Ron even bringing out handcuffs for Jenni! Pauly announces "Vito," who then does a NUMBER on Jenni! The house plays along throwing fake money at him! Overall, one of the funniest moments of Jersey Shore history!

The SERIES FINALE of Jersey Shore will air this Thursday at 10 p.m. ET followed immediately by the LIVE reunion so be sure to check it out! 

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6:15:00 AM

Can't believe that the cast of Jersey Shore is about to close the Shore House down for good! Just a few more episodes left! Picking up from last week, at Snooki's baby shower, Vinny goes outside to talk to Jionni man to man about their issues. Jionni has forgiven Vinny for hooking up with Snooki a day after their breakup, but doesn't like the "I'm the father" jokes that Vinny has made in the past. Vinny sincerely apologizes, and Jionni has more respect for him now that they had that talk. And now Vinny gets an invite to the wedding!

When the guys come back in, the guests play baby games and opens up all of the gifts for Snooki. During the shower, Jenni tells Jionni that he better come around more often for his pregnant fiancee  and take care of her. Snooki is so happy about the whole shower, but when Mike tries to talk to her, of course, she gives him the cold shoulder. He knows that eventually he will have to man up and talk to her about the problem.


The next morning, Mike reflects on his past problems with Snooki, and decides it's time to apologize for the things he said to Jionni and to her. He heads to her house to talk to her, and she lets him in, wanting to hear his story. He expresses his deepest apologies. However, Snooki finds it very hard to forgive him because he hurt their friendship and embarrassed Jionni and Snooki as a couple. He wants to save their friendship, because they're so close in character, and have had a lot of good times together. However, it's a lot of damage done. Snooks accepts his apology. Overall, a pretty good talk for people who haven't in over a year, but it's hard to say if there will ever be a friendship like before.

Sammi locks the guys out on the balcony while they're out talking. The guys plan to jump into pillows, right when Sam unlocks the door. Of course, the guys plan to retaliate secretly!

Later, Ronnie, Mike, and Pauly go GTL. It's kind of awkward because Paula works there still. She leaves Mike a little note. Back at the house, Vinny reads the note out loud to the house. It's clear that writing isn't exactly fundamental to her, but she admits that she misses him, and doesn't want him to give up on her. The note actually kind of touches Mike. The biggest surprise of all? Snooki is actually sitting next to him, and participating in the conversation! She's letting go of the anger towards him, realizing that he's a better person now.

That night, the house plans to go out to Aztec while Vinny, who's sick, and Snooki plan to just hang out together. Jenni stays home and goes straight to bed. Snooki and Vinny go out on their scooters and do old people impressions. Meanwhile, Mike struggles to maintain his sobriety at the bar. Paula comes, and tries to get him to hold a drink for a second, which really pisses Mike off. Paula gets annoyed and walks away, but Mike had a right to be upset. You don't give a drink to somebody who's trying to stay sober, not even for a second!  Mike continues to talk to girls while Paula awkwardly stares on. She even come up to him in the middle of a conversation yet again, which shows Mike that they probably won't be together again any time soon! A little later, Vinny and Snooki ride the scooters into the club for a quick appearance (best entrance ever!), but quickly head home. When they leave, some dude calls Snooki fat on the boardwalk, which prompts Vinny to back his scooter up and yell at the dude! I swear, people hate on this cast TOO much. It's a reality show. It's supposed to be stupid and crazy. It's entertainment!

The next day, Snooki calls up a psychic Zen Jen and calls her to prank Deena! Before though, the girls go with Snooki and Jionni to a sonogram to see little Lorenzo! He's so cute, just a little meatball! They notice that, for a baby, he's has a pretty big penis, and is even giving the middle finger in the womb! Everyone gets a laugh from that, but afterwards, Jionni is defensive when it comes to Jenni's statement at the baby shower of him not coming around enough. It's clear that that comment started a little bit of tension between them, but hey, Jenni's just looking out for her friend!

Back at the house, Pauly and Vinny plan to have a guys' night and include Jionni to get to know him better, and what his intentions are for Snooki and their baby! Snooki questions their intentions and tells them to be nice to him! The girls have their own night together. Zen Jen comes in to "bless the house," to prank Deena, who is afraid of ghosts and the supernatural. Zen Jen walks around to "feel the energy," and says she feels chills like there's a ghost in the house, even going as far to say that the ghost hangs near Deena's bed! She is definitely freaked out now!

At their get together, the guys welcome Jionni into the fold, though it's still awkward since both Vinny and Mike have hooked up with Snooki in the past. Jionni talks about his closeness with his family, and the expansion of his ATM business, which will take care of Nicole and the baby. He then starts to talk about Italy. Of course, Jionni is irritated about Mike telling him that he had sex with Nicole, but Snooki told him about the conversation they had and Mike apologizes to him. Again, Jionni gets defensive when the guys bring up him visiting Snooki more, but vows to try his best while still balancing work. In the end though, it was a good gathering, and the guys, even Mike, snag an invite to Jionni's bachelor party! That's a miracle from up above!

Only TWO (tear) more episodes of Jersey Shore EVER! Check out an all new episode next Thursday at 10 p.m. ET only on MTV!

10:11:00 AM

Another Jerzday, another recap! Picking up from last week, Snooki talks to Jionni, who is into his softball playing, and doesn't really spend a lot of time with Snooki. How your FIANCEE is carrying your CHILD and you don't make time to see her is beyond me! Later, the housemates go to dinner at Jimbos, while Snooki and Deena go out to dinner for their own little meatball date. They talk about how Snooki is never out with them, but then also how Jionni is never around to see her and make sure that she's all right.



Later everyone minus Snooki parties at Karma. Paula is there after her breakup with Mike a few weeks back. Though she looks great, Mike can't get her raunchy ways out of his mind. When she talks to Sammi and Jenni, she seems really heartbroken by the breakup, while Mike goes on about his business! He's grinding all over girls, and Paula's just watching on the sidelines. She later comes over to say bye, right when Mike is about to seal the deal to take a girl home! Unfortunately, the entire MVP gang strikes out for the night, and they all head home to sleep.

The next day, Jionni and Snooki plan to go baby shopping, though Sam and Deena JUST got her a bunch of stuff from the baby store! When Jionni gets here, Sam quietly tells him that he should just take her to dinner. Snooki's feelings are hurt that no one wants to go baby shopping with her, as she hasn't gotten much for the baby. Before the couple heads out to eat, Snooki realizes she has to get an address from the girls, right when they are all showing Jenni the presents. They were able to hide them just in time, due to hearing Snooki's heels! At dinner, Snooki is a little gloomy at dinner, since she really wanted to go baby shopping. However, it's all good when she and Jionni go home and smush!

Later, Jenni tells Vinny that he had better be at the baby shower! However, he's weird about it because he feels that Jionni wouldn't want her there. That night, the house goes to a new club Merge, where Jenni rips her pants while she was dropping it in a dance battle! However, all of a sudden the entire mood changes when they see Angelina (for those who don't know, an original cast member from seasons 1-2 of the show!) NONE of them like her, so it's weird! She surprisingly wants to apologize to everybody, but nobody's trying to hear it! She's just keeps hanging around the guys trying to force this apology. Very, very awkward! When the guys strike out again in getting girls to bring back to the house, Pauly and Mike go to get steaks. Vinny decides to walk home alone, and meets some hot girls, deciding that it's cool to break his celibacy for a threesome literally from the street! When he gets back, he realizes that Jenni and Roger are in the smush rooom, so he brings the girls to his room. Since Mike and Pauly are both there, it ends up being very awkward for them all. One girl drops out, and the other doesn't do much for Vinny, so technically his celibacy isn't broken!

The next morning, the girls get up to decorate Rivoli's for Snooki's surprise baby shower. They are all hungover feeling terrible, and struggle to finish, but the room ends up looking great. Back at the house, the roommates plan to tell Snooki that they are going to Rivoli's for Sunday dinner so that the surprise isn't ruined. Vinny doesn't really want to go, but he plans to apologize to Jionni for Snooki. Jenni goes to Rivoli's with Roger to double check everything and meet with Snooki's friends and all. The rest of the house drives Snooki down there and she's so surprised and emotional! It gets awkward quick though, with Jionni being around Vinny and Mike, both of whom hooked up with Snooki (well Mike did allegedly...either way, it's awkward). The episode ends with Vinny going to talk to Jionni outside! I can't wait to see how this turns out!

There are literally only THREE episodes of Jersey Shore ever! Check out a new episode next Thursday at 10 p.m. ET!

7:17:00 AM

Another Jerzday gone, another Jersey Shore recap! First and foremost, I want to encourage the fans of the show to make donations to the Restore The Shore effort, a goal to rebuild Seaside Heights and the surrounding areas affected by Hurricane Sandy. The cast of Jersey Shore and several other cast members of other MTV shows are working diligently to bring light to this disaster and to help families rebuild their homes, businesses, and lives. Support if you can!

Picking up from last week, Snooki, Ronnie and Deena go to work. Danny and Ronnie go play games while the Meatballs who wanted to take a break themselves. Suddenly a huge storm hits, which freaks Deena out but it eventually calms down. My first thought was that they shouldn't have included that scene due to the hurricane, especially since it didn't add or take away from that part of the show, but whatever. Back at the house, Mike calls his sister Melissa and talks about his issues with Paula. Mike wants a classy girl and gets advice from Melissa to voice his problems to Paula. He liked her for who she was, and now, after three summers, Paula's done a complete 180 on him!


Mike tells Vinny and Pauly how he feels and they admit that Paula has changed. Pauly never did see them being together that long anyway. Now Mike has to figure out how to break up with her, though he still wants to be romantically connected (aka he wants to smush!). On the boardwalk, Vinny and Pauly are already telling people that Mike is single with plans to break up with Paula, which scares Mike because Seaside is small and there's the possibility of it getting back to her.

The next day, the house heads to the beach. Mike and Deena talk about breaking up with Paula. It might be best for both of them. Mike honestly doesn't seem ready to settle down anyway, though he's 30! Time for him to get his life together! Later, the guys plan to be there to see Mike break up with Paula. Mike also talks about sticking to his commitment to not drink or smoke and thanks his roommates for their support. Sammi brings up Snooki and tells Mike that he should try to settle things with her. Vinny feels like Snooki is trying to forget her past and that's why she doesn't hang out with him much or bring Jionni around. I don't know if Snooki will ever fix things with Mike, but she and Vinny have been cool for a long time, and I think this awkwardness between him and Jionni should be fixed for her sake.

Back at the house, Sammi asks Snooki if she will invite Vinny or Mike to the wedding. She wants Jionni and Vinny to patch things up but definitely doesn't want Mike to be there. She doesn't think that she will ever really forgive Mike for trying to mess with her relationship. Even if she did, she doesn't want to be friends.

The next morning, Snooki is so tired and doesn't want to go to work with Pauly and Jenni. However, she pushes through, even with severe pains in her side. Jenni takes her outside to talk. Snooki feels like she can't talk to anybody but Jenni because she doesn't want to be a buzzkill or annoying to the roommates. However, Jenni feels like they are family and will understand. After work, Jenni plans to throw Snooki a surprise Shore Shower to cheer her up. She recruits Sam and Deena to help her plan the baby shower at Rivoli's, and calls Jionni to tell him about it. She wants it all to be perfect. The girls even go to get Snooki real baby gifts for Lorenzo! Definitely a cute and thoughtful idea!

Later, Paula calls Mike and reveals that she has heard that he wants to break up with her. He plans to go see her at work but she's emotional which tears at his heart a little bit. It just makes this all harder. Later, Pauly tells Vinny to make Mike a "Let's Make It Unofficial" tshirt after work to mess with him. At the house, the guys plan to have a front row seat to the breakup!

The next day, Jenni and Mike go to tan, while Ronnie, Pauly and Vinny are simply there just to watch the drama! Mike goes to talk to Paula after his tan. He admits that he cares about her but thinks that maybe they're moving too fast, and they should go back to how things were. He was actually really smooth about it and Paula's cool with it. It was no drama at all, and they even got some kisses in too! Definitely the easiest breakup ever, which was disappointing to the other guys since they expected more! I guess since Paula had already heard it, she expected it. Not surprised that they broke up. The Situation is obviously not ready to be tied down for real!

There are only FOUR episodes left of the FINAL SEASON of Jersey Shore! Can't believe it! New episodes will return in two weeks after Thanksgiving!

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8:59:00 AM

Another Jerzday, another recap! Picking up from last episode, Deena is a true blue drunken mess still! Vinny tries to comfort her, but it doesn't help much. She misses home and her boyfriend, plus she's drunk. She wants to go home, but Vinny tells her to make that decision when she has calmed down. Even though they love Deena, the rest of the house is annoyed with her, especially Sammi. Ronnie decides to call her mom and tells her that she doesn't need to go home. Afterwards, everyone goes out to Karma without her.

Later, Deena's parents get to the house, which calms Deena down. Her mom tells her that she needs to stop drinking so much and that she's scared that she will be arrested again. Deena doesn't want her to keep calling to check up on her, but if she wasn't drunk ALL THE TIME, her mom wouldn't do that. She keeps talking about having all these "Meatball Days," but she needs a break from all that!


At Karma, Mike continues to pull what the guys call "Sneaky Dickens" moves by talking and feeling on other girls, though he is now in a relationship with Paula. Jenni CALLS HIM OUT in front of some of the girls talking to him. If you didn't want to be in a relationship, Mike, you shouldn't have asked her out in the first place! Meanwhile, Vinny is being tempted to give up his celibacy by some girl he met. However, the girl is mad shy once she gets back to the house, and Vinny just ends up going to sleep next to her.

In the morning, the guys pick up food for a family barbecue in the house. They bring up Mike grinding on other girls, and everyone tells her that that's not allowed now that he's with Paula. Surprisingly, Deena herself takes a day to not drink. Sammi expresses her frustration and annoyance with Deena's drinking and anxiety. Deena wants everyone to just let her be her, and thinks Sammi's making a bigger deal of it than it is. However, Sam lets her know straight up that since she got a boyfriend, her whole life is about Chris and being away from him is changing her. However, Deena can't see or admit that, leaving her angry at Sam.

The next morning, Sam, Jenni and Snooki get to work late, pissing off Danny. Jenni makes a deal with him saying that if she sells a case of shot glasses, she gets out of work early. Of course, she sells them because she's J WOWW! Hell, I'd buy a shot glass and then take a pic with her, Instagram it, and say she sold it to me haha! Easy bet! Afterwards, the girls head to an arcade, where Snooki steals a stuffed leopard, though she could very easily just buy it! Only Nicole...

Back at the house, Mike gets a call from Paula, and invites her to go on a double date with Chris and Deena. When Chris gets there, Deena expresses her frustration to him, and asks him if she's clingy. Chris is fine with Deena just as she is, though he does need her to stop calling him in the middle of the night! At the Boardwalk, it's clear that Mike is a little bit embarrassed by Paula. She acts a little like a Meatball, which turns Mike off. He's in an adjustment period with her in the first place, and it seems like this all is just making it worse. Of course, he wants her to be herself, but she's too comfortable. Meanwhile, the girls have a naive conversation about everybody being open and honest in their relationship.

Once at home, Mike is making references like he is about to dump Paula. Paula has no filter, especially about sex in the bedroom. He then tells her that she doesn't have a filter, and at times, he chalks it up to that just being who Paula is, but that when she sits there quietly, he's good. Awkward moment. Overall, she's a good girl, but Paula can be a little too much to handle. While they're out, Mike leaves Paula to go chill with Mike and Vinny. Paula hangs out with the girls, and they even dance with this old lady who does some crazy gymnast moves! It was the best Jersey Turnpike ever!

Back at the house, Paula reveals that she's wearing butt pads, and Vinny has a ball with them! She acts like one of the boys, telling a bunch of raunchy jokes, and it's embarrassing Mike to death! At the end of the day, guys ultimately get serious about real ladies, not trashy girls! Not saying that Paula is trashy, but if she keeps giving off this type of behavior, Mike is probably going to dump her!

Check out an all new episode of the FINAL SEASON of Jersey Shore next Thursday at 10 p.m. only on MTV!

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8:21:00 PM

Another Jerzday gone, meaning another recap from yours truly!

First and foremost, I want to send my condolences to all those who have lost others, homes, cars, etc., due to Hurricane Sandy. While the DMV area got hit with a little rain and wind, New Jersey and New York received the brunt of it. Seaside Heights was hit hard as well, with much of the Boardwalk being destroyed, and even the Shore Store took a big hit! The cast of the show offered statements of love and support to the place that has been their home for the past four years.

Picking up from last week, Jenni and Roger are still on the phone. She doesn't want to lose his relationship with him. Roger is not breaking up with her for the moment, but is still rather cold towards her. But they'll be fine! (As we all know, they're now ENGAGED!)


Later, Mike talks about Paula's changing because of her new relationship status. He doesn't like to be confined, but he's determined to make it work. However, he thinks she needs a little sprucing up, so he plans to shell out some funds to make her a 10 (Who says that??? The Situation.). Then we look up, and here's Paula at the Shore Store. SHE'S NEVER THERE! Seems like she's a little too excited about this relationship, and I can see that Mike is getting a little doubtful about their status and it's only been a day! The employees at the store even do a pool to see how long their relationship will last! Meanwhile, Danny gets Deena a prison jumpsuit to wear at work (appropriate yet inappropriate at the same time haha!)

The next day, Vinny and Pauly plan to prank Deena, because it's so fun for them to mess with her. After Sam and Deena go out to run errands, the guys go down to the Boardwalk and take beautiful pictures reenacting her relationship with Chris. The pictures are HILARIOUS! Then, they replace their pictures in her frames. They get back to the house, only to find out that Deena and Sam got back home early. Deena notices her pictures are missing, and goes to look for them. Pauly distracts her while Vinny puts their pictures in her room. She goes back to see them there, and everyone dies of laughter! Another perfect prank from Vinny and Pauly!

Later, Ronnie and Deena go play on the Boardwalk and drink (though Deena JUST got arrested for drunk dancing in the street last week). Drunk after a while, Deena starts talking about her and Chris, and their sex life, annoying Ronnie. Then the girl walks UP to a policeman and asks for a hug! However, she holds herself together until she gets back to the house. When they get back, everybody heads out to Karma. There, Roger surprises Jenni with all of her close friends from Rhode Island, and Jionni comes back to be with Snooki.

Meanwhile, Mike isn't acting like he has a girlfriend, as he's talking, flirting, and grinding with other chicks! A friend of Paula's walks up to him and calls him out! Later, a few more friends come up to him too! That girl has a good amount of spies out tonight! In the taxi, Ronnie tells Deena that she talks about herself too much and it's annoying him. That pisses Deena off, but the next morning, she's nice and sober, and gives Ronnie a hug for being a drunk mess.

Paula calls Mike that morning, and he doesn't tell her that anything happened. MVP go out for breakfast and Pauly and Vinny tell Mike that now that he's in a relationship, he can't do everything he used to do. It's different now that he has a title on him. Meanwhile, Pauly's stalker Vanessa is BACK! She's very, very creepy! She's been following him at least the past two years on the Shore, and it's getting kind of scary!

Meanwhile, Snooki tries to cook for Jionni. It's a major fail, with her calling her dad for advice. It doesn't help though. When Jionni comes over, he tells her that the meal tastes good, though it obviously doesn't. You don't want to upset your soon to be wifey/baby mom though! Jionni knows the game.

Back at the house, Ronnie, Sammi, and Deena go down to EJs and drink. Sammi and Ronnie end up leaving Deena at EJs to go home to get ready for Karma later. Later, Deena's mom calls and asks about her. Her mom is upset that Deena is down there drinking by herself. Deena enjoys herself and manages to make it home without getting arrested. She gets a call from her mother, who proceeds to yell at her for getting so drunk. She tells Deena to pack her bags because she's coming to get her. Deena calls her and tells her that she wants to go home. Through it all, she is crazy drunk, so who knows what she'll remember. Everybody tells her instead of coming to Karma, she needs to sleep it off. Ronnie and the guys make fun of her wanting to go home and crying all the time. The episode ends with Deena cussing out Ronnie for making fun of her, with her still seemingly being undecided about going home. This girl and her emotions are KILLING me!

Check out an all new episode of the FINAL SEASON of Jersey Shore next Thursday at 10 p.m ET only on MTV!

12:38:00 PM

Another Jerzday, another recap! Picking up from last episode, Deena is arrested for dancing in the street and is going to the Drunk Tank to sober her up. Ronnie is very nonchalant about the arrest, and suggests that they keep on drinking and chill. There's nothing really that they can do, so Sammi and Ron go on about their day.

Later, MVP goes tanning, and, of course, Mike goes to see her boo Paula and thanks her for the strawberries. He invites her out to dinner after. His plan is to ask her out officially at Rivoli's. Then they head to the sporting goods store to get some things to do after Sunday dinners. Mike also gets Snooki a stroller as a nice gesture to try to turn things around for them. She definitely won't forgive him, but it's a nice gesture I guess.


Back at the house, Ronnie and Sam reveal to Jenni and Snooki that Deena was arrested. They all head over to get her. However, Deena's parents showed up after she called them. They are definitely not happy. A rule of thumb on the Jersey Shore, if you're ever in trouble, don't call the parents, call your roommates! Her parents bail her out, and take her back at the house to have a nice long talk with her. It's public intoxication, and there's no real reason to be that drunk that early in the day! They tell her to watch herself and make better decisions.

Everybody gets back to the house, and welcomes Deena home. Snooki and Ron even get her a card for "graduating" to real Meatball status by getting arrested! Mike tries to get Snooki up on the porch to show her the stroller. Snooki, of course, is extremely cold towards him. She eventually goes up to see it with Ronnie, and loves the stroller. However, she really just wants a real apology from him instead of being flooded with gifts and small talk, which is understandable.

Later that night, the house has Sunday dinner. Mike talks about his plan to make things official with Paula. He wants to ask her to be his girlfriend...on his t-shirt! Kind of corny, but still cute. After dinner, the infamous flasher chick from last episode, Morgan, comes back to see Pauly and Vinny, and of course, flashes her boobs! The girls talk to Jenni about Roger. She's upset because she still hasn't heard from him.

The next day, Jenni and Snooki go to the doctor's to see if Jenni will need a cast or surgery for her ankle. On the way, the two disabled buddies check out motorized wheelchairs and actually buy them, the crazies! At the orthopedic surgeon, Jenni goes to get a final diagnosis. There's no broken bone, or even a fracture! It's not something that she needs a cast for! Snooki, of course, is sad because she doesn't have a cripple to hang out with for the summer.

Vinny, Deena, and Mike go to the Shore Store for their shift. Mike makes a t-shirt saying 'Let's Make It Official!" to wear it for Paula. After he leaves for an early break, Danny puts "I Like Men" on the back of the shirt. Mike sees the back of the shirt on the way out and makes a new one! But it was definitely funny for the moment!

At Rivoli's, the whole house goes to support Mike as he asks Paula out. Mike and Paula sit away from the roommates for their private moment. The roommates steadily watch Mike nervously ask her out. He shows Paula the t-shirt, and she SWOONS! The roommates clap it up as the Situation finally gets taken off the market! However, then Paula starts talking about plans for the future, like marriage and kids, and kind of turns Mike off. Later, Paula asks the house for the Smush Room. She's a little too excited and has no filter about their new relationship status!

The next day, Jenni decides to call Roger to end the silence between them. She leaves him a message after he doesn't answer his phone. She is obviously upset. Meanwhile, Mike talks to his boxing coach about his decision to make things official with Paula. Then, he tells him about the lack of filter on her mouth last night. It was definitely weird and awkward. It was like the girl was just waiting to get snatched up!

Jenni talks to the girls about being unsure about the status of her relationship. She's wondering what she did wrong. They get Vinny's point of view, and he's honest that this might be one too many fights for their relationship. Jenni calls Roger again, and this time he answers. He goes off on her, saying that she's using her ankle as an attention grabber. They argue about the fight. He tells her that maybe she should just have her summer, and the status of their relationship is still up in the air!

Check out all new episodes of the FINAL SEASON of Jersey Shore on Thursdays at 10 p.m. ET on MTV!

7:02:00 AM

I see MTV went back to showing just one hour of Jersey Shore this week! I must not have been the only one complaining! Picking up from last week, the brawl at Bamboo continues! While Jenni tries to stop Roger, he pushes her down, prompting her to throw a drink in his face! It's pure chaos, and the cast ends up leaving. Jenni tries to talk to Roger about the situation, but he ignores her. Meanwhile, she tries to walk, but her ankle is jacked up! She goes to talk to Roger, but he is just freaking out and is mad that Jenni tried to get involved. He tells her that "she deserved" to get thrown to the ground.

Back at the house, everyone talks about the melee. Ronnie goes to call Roger to see where he is and check on him. Roger tells him that he feels like Jenni feels she has to control him, and is pissed off that she tried to break up the fight!



The next day, Snooki goes over to the house to check on her roommates. She sees Jenni limping, and Jenni explains the drama from last night, including Roger throwing her to the floor. They both decided Jenni should go to the doctor to get it checked out. Roger still hasn't called her to apologize.
Ronnie and Sammi go to the gym to work off their energy from last night. In the car, they get into a debate about Jenni and Roger. Ronnie takes Roger's side, believing that a girl should not be involved in a guy's fight. However, Sammi knows that women have that protective instinct. For me, it's not even protective instinct. It's just stupid to me to be fighting while you're drunk, or at a social event. Of course, we're going to try to calm you down. What did Roger think Jenni was going to do? Cheer him on?

At the doctor's, Jenni gets an X-ray of her ankle. There's evidence of a navicular fracture, and the doctor tells her that she needs to see a bone specialist. She has to get crutches and a temporary splint, and will probably need a cast soon enough. Snooki is psyched now though because she has a disability buddy. Fractures take up to four to six weeks to heal, so Jenni's summer is basically over! Nice going Roger! Now Jenni's REALLY not calling you!

Later, the guys go out to eat, and talk about the guys' perspective on fighting. They also think that Jenni overplays everything, and won't believe her if she comes home with a cast. When they get back and see that Jenni has a fracture, of course, down play the whole thing. Meanwhile, Jenni's in bed upset. Both Snooki and Deena advise Jenni to talk to Roger about it.

That night, the house goes to Karma, even Snooki and Jenni (they decide they'll be disabled together haha!). Vinny also brings people in his family, so it's a huge group party in Karma right now! Snooki plays waitress and gets everybody drinks, since she can't drink. Jenni gets plastered, and ends up falling all over the place. Meanwhile, ladies are flocking to Mike. Jenni tells the girls that "He's got a girlfriend," ruining Mike's play. However, Mike does walk away because he doesn't want to hurt Paula. People keep trying to get him to drink, but he's sober. He gets very annoyed, and ends up going home. He calls Paula to vent and invites her over.

Later, Paula gets there at 5 in the morning. Paula has been there for him through a lot, and it looks like Mike is contemplating going off the market.

The next day, Deena decides to go out to EJ's and have a Meatball Day, and parties with random "replacement Meatballs." Meanwhile, at the house, Mike gets an Edible Arrangement from Paula. Now's he convinced to ask her to be with him! He talks to Vinny and Pauly about it, and they tell him to make sure. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino going off the market?! It's about time! Mike is in his 30's. Definitely time to think about settling down!

Still at EJ's, Deena is dancing on the bar. However, she randomly starts crying because she misses having Snooki around to do Meatball things. I'm so tired of this girl and her emotions, I don't know what to do! However, she gets herself together and goes back to her Meatball Day. She wins another blue ball, and goes to the Shore Store to see Danny. Sam and Ronnie eventually go out and see her at Spicy's, and see that Deena is "space cadet gone!" She can barely stand up. She's dancing in the street with traffic coming towards her. She's talking like a baby. Eventually, the police come after her and arrests her. And, of course, SHE STARTS CRYING! Deena is going to jail! And next week, her parents have to bust her out...

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6:20:00 AM

Of course, I HAD to recap the sixth and FINAL SEASON of my favorite MTV show, Jersey Shore. I had to miss the two hour premiere, because Scandal comes first (Shout out to Kerry Washington), but luckily I caught the rerun at midnight! It's going to be a long one, since the episode was two hours, but you'll love it (*smiles*)

Mike has been working on his addiction to prescription pills. He went to rehab to detox, and is now clean. He has been hanging out with Paula for a while, and hopefully they'll commit to each other. Snooki is six months pregnant, and heading to the Shore for tradition's sake! But she clearly won't be able to party and go crazy like she has in the past. Jenni moved in with Snooki for a while, but moved back in with Roger. They're doing better now, but still have to work on their issues.

Mike heads to a deli to make food for the roommates for dinner. He wants to stay on the right foot with the roommates. Snooki hasn't talked to Mike since then, and doesn't want to be his friend.

Ronnie is excited to head back to the Shore with Sam (they're back together, of course, but happy). However, he's not looking forward to pregnant Stooki. Vinny and Pauly are back together in their wonderful bromance. Vinny left last summer but came back, and has really been trying to get his life together. Vinny doesn't think that Jionni will be a good dad to Snooki's baby. Deena has matured. She's nervous about heading back to the Shore without her other meatball. She has a boyfriend, Chris, and is really happy!


Mike gets to the house first and starts cooking dinner to apologize to the housemates. Deena shows up and gets Mike to help her with her bags. Deena got smaller, and Mike is giving her all these compliments. Pauly gets there next, and sees a new Mike. Hopefully MVP gets back together! Ronnie and Sam walk in and sees the cooking. They don't trust his intentions at all. Vinny gets in next. MVP want to get back together, and decide to room together. Sam and Ronnie take a room to themselves. Snooki and Jenni are the last to get in. Snooki is adamant about not being friends with Mike though. She barely speaks to him when he approaches her!

As the house gets settled in, Mike finishes dinner for everybody. Nobody helps him, which he takes a little offense to, but he knew that coming back for him would be hard. Deena and Snooki talk about how it will be different for them as Team Meatball with Snooki being pregnant. After dinner,
Mike apologizes to everybody in the house for the wrong he's done in the past. However, Snooki knows that they will never have the same bond they had. Jenni is still very suspicious because of Mike's past schemes. That night, the house goes to the boardwalk, and, of course, hits the Shore Store to see Danny! Later, Pauly talks to Mike about his sobriety. It's going to be a strong test for Mike as the Shore is all about partying and drinking, especially since it's summer!

The next day, everybody gets up in the morning to head to the gym. Snooki is restricted because she's six months pregnant. Mike keeps trying to interact with Snooki, but refuses to really talk to him. Later, they head to get their tan, and Mike gets to see his boo Paula. The girls go out to lunch together, and Deena ends up breaking down in tears out of nowhere! She's really missing Chris, as they've literally been inseparable since they've been together. The girls assure her that it will get easier.

The plan for the night is Karma, while Snooki and Jionni go out on a date. Jionni shows up to the house with flowers in hand. Jionni hates Vinny and the two said nothing to each other as Vinny walked by, which is awkward. At Snooki and Jionni's date, Jionni says hey to everybody which annoys Snooki because she's pregnant and just wants to eat. She's trying to enjoy her night out, but is missing the party at Karma. It's not a good look for a pregnant girl to be in the club though!

The rest of the roommates head out for their first night at Karma, and are having a great time! Mike is keeping it clean, though it's a struggle. Jionni wants to go to Karma to see his friends really quick, but Nicole doesn't want to. It's good to see her settling down, but they're like an old married couple already with this baby coming!

Deena introduces her boyfriend to everyone, and is so happy that they're with each other. The house agrees that it's weird without Snooki around. Snooki plans to ask Danny to. Sam doesn't eat before she goes out, and it starts an argument because Ronnie is wasted so he always thinks that everybody is against him, especially Sammi. He even says, "I have a million girls that can do what you do!" I can't take the Ron/Sam drama for real! Meanwhile, Jionni and Snooki head back to the house and say their goodbyes. The end to Snooki's blase night.

At Karma, Vinny is talking to Chris, and hits him up for furniture. Deena flips out about it, and starts crying! She feels that Vinny was making fun of him. She doesn't want the guys to go in on Chris like they've done before on Jionni. It's only been two days, and she's just a mess. I don't like this new Meatball at all!

Later, the roommates head to a steak house, and Mike is honestly happy and had fun even though he was sober.  Back at the house, Pauly's girl is on her period, and that is just not happening! No getting down for him tonight! Pauly is disappointed, but wants to reschedule, of course!

The next day, Ronnie, Sammi, and Mike go to eat. Mike fills in the holes of Ronnie's evening since he blacked out. They both like how he is right now, and hope that Mike will be strong like this for the rest of the summer! Meanwhile, Deena and Vinny have a conversation about her breakdown last night. She has to realize that he is her boyfriend. It's rainy that night, so the house chills. Vinny brings up that he and Jionni should be friends, because they're Eskimo brothers (a.k.a. they've hooked up with the same girl). Vinny is pushing Snooki's buttons seriously!

The Meatballs and Pauly go to work in the morning at the Shore Store for their first shift. Snooki talks to Danny about getting another place nearby, because this environment is not conducive to  Danny has an apartment right next door that she could use. Later, the girls go to Beachcomber. Snooki is pissed at Vinny for his jokes, and plans to tells Jionni everything that he has said. Later, everybody hangs out on the Boardwalk and get on rides. Mike and Vinny connect, because they both kind of understand what Mike is going through. Vinny has anxiety and Mike is trying to remain sober. They both have to work hard to keep the negativity away.

Mike and Vinny cook up a mean Sunday dinner for the house. After they share sex stories, Vinny announces that he will try to remain celibate for the summer. The house tells him the "rules" of celibacy. Snooki then announces that she is thinking about getting her own place due to her pregnancy. It's a party house, and it's not healthy for her or the baby. It's sad that Snooki won't be around, but we all knew this was happening! No way a pregnant Snooki could stay here full time. The house has a stay-home night, and play games, and just celebrate each other!

All good things must come to an end, but I'm really sad that Jersey Shore is ending. I was there for the craziness of the Shore from the very beginning, and will really miss it (Reality TV Junkie to the core!) But it had to end sometime. Some of them are getting a little up there in age, and now Snooki done gone and had a child...and both she and Jenni are engaged! Yup, time to move forward and settle down!

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8:51:00 AM

It's Friday, meaning Jersey Shore recaps! Picking up from last Jerzday, Mike sits Jionni down "as a man," and tells him the rumors about Mike and Snooki are true. Jionni thanks him and shakes his hand, but doesn't believe it for a minute. When he tells Snooks, she is annoyed and has a small confrontation with Mike, but, all in all, they go about their business. 

After Snooki and Jionni leave to hang out on the boardwalk, Mike tells the guys what happened. Jionni and Snooki are both relatively calm about the situation, causing the guys to get suspicious. Pauly thinks that Jionni doesn't care because he's hooking up with other girls on the side since he stays in all the time supposedly.

Later on at family dinner, Snooki proposes going camping. It's hard to imagine the cast going camping, with Pauly even saying it's not a guido thing. A bit after, Mike starts a food fight that turns personal between him and Snooki. Of course, Snooki has some pent up frustration about Mike telling Jionni that they hooked up, which Snooki claims is untrue. Sigh...at least this stupid mess is over. I stick by what I said from the very beginning. I personally think it did happen, because Snooki is TOO angry about this for it not to be true, but WHO CARES ANYMORE? That supposedly happened a year ago before they went to Italy. 

At the last day of work for the Meatballs and Ronnie, they talk about the camping trip. It's clear with the guidettes bringing tanning lotion and shampoo that they have no idea what they're in for.

After work, Deena calls Joey up to go get a bite to eat on the boardwalk. Deena feels like she's surrounded by couples, and she's tired of being single. She may just be rushing into a relationship because of it. Pauly and Vinny sit her down and have a hilarious conversation, yet being truthful. Joey doesn't deserve her. When Joey calls, Pauly tells him that Deena is sick, and Joey gets mad that he came all the way over here instead of wanting to see if Deena is all right. Jenni gets on the phone and puts him on blast, telling him essentially that he doesn't need to call anymore. That's family love right there!

Later that night, Deena wants Snooki to go out with her and cheer her up, but Snooki opts to stay home with Jionni, hurting Deena's feelings. Deena feels like ever since Snooki got into a relationship, she's made that a priority above their friendship. That's an age-old gray area. I understand where Deena is coming from, because you should always make some time for your friends. But also, you have to make time for your boyfriend as well.

MVP go to Aztec, while the rest of the house (minus Snooki and Jionni) go to Jimbo's. Deena vents her frustrations about Snooki not being there for her to Jenni.

The next day, Pauly and Vinny decide not to go camping, while the rest of the house rolls out. However, the two just wanted to stay home to pull a massive prank. They decide to put the house inside out, literally moving the furniture inside outside, and the outside furniture inside. They recruit Danny and a few employees to help them out, especially since Danny wants to get back at the Meatballs for leaving and being late for work all the time! Danny and his crew astroturf the inside of the house to make it look like the roof, and they pull the rest of the outside furniture inside. Good prank gentlemen!

While Pauly and Vinny put their elaborate plan into action, the rest of the house heads to the woods. At nightfall, Mike gets paranoid that there's somebody out there watching them. By the fire, Deena tells Snooki how she feels, and Snooki is upset that she's so hurt. The next day, you can tell that everybody needs to get home. Spiders and other insects are everywhere, and people are freaking out, getting annoyed with each other.

Back at the house, Pauly and Vinny chill in their inside jacuzzi (aka baby pool), and wait for the housemates to arrive!

Next Jerzday is the season finale of the Shore! And before that, at 7:30 p.m. ET, Snooki is going to come on and talk about her pregnancy/engagement which she confirmed to MTV a few days ago! Congrats Mama Snooki!!!


 

1:13:00 PM

Picking up from last Jerzday, Snooki and Vinny come back from their little date, and Pauly jokingly gets jealous! 

Deena has a thing for this kid Joey, even though he cancels on her last minute to go to Jenks. MVPD go out to Jenks, while the rest of the house stays home. Pauly randomly sees Angelina (who we haven't seen since she left on Season 2) says hi and keeps it moving. Unfortunately for Mike and Pauly, by the end of the night, their DTFs don't work out (Mike's girl is shy, and Pauly's girl has her monthly visitor!) What a shame.

The next day, Mike orders breakfast for the whole house. He doesn't have money to tip the delivery boy, and no one else in the house has any cash on them, so he gives the kid a protein shake mix. Later on in the day, it's revealed that Jenni and Roger are celebrating their one-year anniversary, and she wants to go all out for him. She heads to a sex store with Sam and Deena to set up a "romantic" night for him. In the car, Jenni and Sam voice their concerns about Deena messing with Joey. Deena is sick to death of hearing everybody talk badly about him, but maybe they have a point.

Later, Snooki, Ronnie, and Mike head to work, and Mike surprisingly wants to work. Meanwhile, Vinny and Pauly go out on a date. They complain about everybody being in a relationship. You're not supposed to fall in love at the Jersey Shore, and they are sick of it! Back at the Shore Store, Ronnie and Snooki go on break, while Mike stays behind to make a call to the Unit to set Snooki up.

While Jenni plans to use the smush room for her night with Roger, Pauly and Vinny steal the bed so it won't be used  for "couples' retreat". Sammi catches them in the act. They try to disguise the bed on the balcony. Jenni comes in and sees the bed missing and freaks, but it was a good prank. Jenni gets the bed back in, and decorates it with rose petals and all that. Roger comes and sees what all Jenni did, and loves it.

Later the crew goes out to Karma, and Snooki sees Jionni's parents. Meanwhile, Mike has invited the Unit to spill the beans to Jionni. I can't wait until this whole drama is over. It's not even interesting to me anymore.  Mike meets Jionni's family, and doesn't want to present the truth around them, because it will be too messy. Like this situation isn't messy enough. When Mike and Unit runs into Jionni, Snooki decides to leave with him before they have the chance to start anything.

Deena becomes annoyed with Joey, confronting him about whether he likes her or not. He tells her she can believe what she wants to believe. Eventually Deena walks away, only for another girl to come up and Joey tells her not to worry about Deena. Jerk off.

By the end of the night, Unit is really drunk, which messes up Mike's plan a little bit. What's worse is that Unit gets arrested for public intoxication. Mike himself admits that every time he plans to tell Jionni the truth, something happens. Maybe that should tell you something Mike. However, the next morning, when Mike calls around to ask about Unit, Jionni happens to be up while Snooki is still sleeping. Mike sees this as the PERFECT opportunity to tell Jionni that Mike hooked up with Snooki while they were together.

Next Jerzday: All hell breaks loose with Mike and Snooki! Joey comes to see Deena. And the house goes camping. Lord...

I have to say congrats to Snooki and Jionni! Snooki is supposedly pregnant with her first child! Crazy to picture her as a mom, but I'm sure she'll take care of her Baby Meatball just fine. And shoutout to Pauly D, whose new show, The Pauly D Project, premieres March 29th. YEAH BUDDY!

7:52:00 AM

Picking up from last Jerzday, Roger gets into a small fight with a dude who was grabbing on Jenni, with the house leaving after.Both Roger and Jionni come over, and both Snooki and Jenni want to get it in. 

However, Jionni throws off the mood by throwing up the rest of the night, while Roger hangs out with the roommates, and Jenni was OVER it!


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The next day, Sam and Deena come up with the idea to go fishing and catch crabs down at the dock for Sunday dinner. The house goes down to the bait shop with absolutely no idea what they're doing. Wanting a tan, Mike decides to sunbathe on the dock, and Vinny picks up a crab and throws it on him!

Snooki and Deena get on a little float boat, and end up underneath the dock. The Meatballs get close to some sharp objects while they're on the water, and the rest of the house yells, "Sharp!" to get their attention to move away. But Deena thinks everyone said "Shark," and panics, sending her and Snooki into the water. They get up and the water is only 3 feet deep! Jersey Shore antics! The house ends up catching a few crabs and tiny fish, but ultimately get Chinese for Sunday dinner.

Vinny, Pauly, and Deena head to their shift at the Shore Store. Boss Danny tells Pauly that his stalker Vanessa apparently came in the day before. This girl is taking her obsession a little far!

Later, Snooki plays Mike in a game, and the loser has to wear the bunny suit to Karma for about 10 minutes. Snooki ends up losing, but the bunny suit was the star of the night! Everybody loves Lola! A chick comes up to Mike and says that she is DTF. Mike, Vinny and Pauly all get their girls to take home, while Snooki and Deena head to the beach drunk. They get caught by the cops, but who wouldn't catch them with a whole camera crew filming them? Deena tries to talk to a cop, but that's a serious no go.

Hung over the next day, Snooki and Ronnie head to the bar to drink it off. Snooki goes out and buys Ronnie a mini motorcycle, since he wanted one so badly.

Later, Mike, Pauly and Jenni head to their night shift. Pauly's good old stalker Vanessa shows up to the store. Jenni is completely creeped out and fed up, and calls her out. Even in conversation, Vanessa's just weird! And she needs to stop wearing that ugly Pauly D hat!

Vinny and Snooki head out to the boardwalk and walk around after Jionni hangs up the phone with her. Snooki wants to cuddle with Vin, which of course, Vinny takes her up on. I honestly want them to be together for real. They're mad cute together. If Snooki ever did break up with Jionni, I'm sure that she would get with Vinny in a heartbeat! I would too! Have you seen Vin's progression from Season 1 to now?!

Only 3 more episodes of the Shore left! Next Jerzday: Pauly's jealous that Snooki's been spending time with his man Vinny! People in the house don't trust Deena's boy Joey, and Deena wonders if he really likes her.  Vinny has an escapade with two lesbians???! Mike has his long-awaited talk with Jionni, and a fight goes DOWN with Mike and Snooki!!!

6:10:00 AM

Picking up from last Jerzday, Roger and Jenni are still having their phone convo. Jenni wanted a small apology from Roger for being late, and Roger goes off the deep end, since Jenni purposely hasn't been talking to him. However, Roger doesn't have time for that, and wants to know exactly where they stand, telling Jenni to get her insecurities together. Realizing that Roger is right, Jenni says that she loves him and wants to be with him, and they make up.

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Meanwhile, the Meatballs straight ran away from their shift last week, angering Danny. They make him a cake to apologize. By the next morning, somebody ate a piece, and, of course, all fingers point to Mike. Danny still accepts the cake, though.

Before work, Jenni and Snooki go to the doctor since Snook's been in pain for the last couple of days, with yet another UTI. As a result, the pair are both late, and Danny punishes them with some heavy labor. Back at the house, it turns out that it was PAULY that ate the cake. He sits down with Deena, hugs her, and admits it was him. Deena apologizes to Mike, but he's still pissed. Everybody does tend to blame him for everything, but what can you really expect when you act like a douchebag 85% of the time?

Later at Karma, it's Paula's (Mike's soon-to-be wifey's) birthday, and the house cheers to her! Snooki drinks...and drinks...and drinks, even though she's been ordered by the doctor not to! Ehh, she's Snooki. What can you do?

The next day, Deena talks with a hook up bud, Joey, and invites him to go to Jenks. While Mike, Jenni, and Snooki stay home, the rest of the house goes there. Ronnie gets mad drunk and starts dancing like crazy, and ends up falling. Joey and Deena are getting closer and closer, and Deena ends up bringing him home. Before heading to bed, Pauly surprises her with a bunch of crap in her bed--dirty dishes, protein shake powder, and a blender! Too, too funny! Joey and Deena head to the smush room, and Snooki tries to watch for a bit, before kinda throwing off the mood. Gotta admit, Joey and Deena are cute though!

Mike calls the Unit (who's been on vacation for the longest) to come down to spill his guts. Mike feels like "he owes Jionni the truth." Anything to start drama....

Later, the house makes plans to go to Karma, and Jenni wears a hot little number for Roger. Karma is absolutely insane! People are getting in crazy fights, but the rest of the house is having a good time. Jenni is paranoid that something's going to happen, especially since the dress she has on doesn't cover much! A guy grabs on her, sparking a fire in Roger, who tries to shove him off. However, the guy ends up throwing a punch, and...CLIFFHANGER.

Until next Jerzday!

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6:00:00 AM

Picking up from last Jerzday, Mike decides to call the Unit to come down and tell Jionni the "truth,"to rile up some trouble with Snooki. However, Unit is on vacation on Miami. Apparently, now Deena's sister is messing around with Mike's brother. Mike wants the details on that to bring up later in the house. I honestly think that dude's just bored with life. He needs something to do with himself at that house. There's good drama, and then there's boring same old drama. Mike bores me.

Meanwhile Jenni is having her issues with Roger not spending enough time with her, which is sad because I think they make a really cute couple. Roger step your game up!


Later, the house heads to Aztec, which is NOT better than Karma at all. Jenni ends up leaving early, since she's still in a funk about Roger. Here we see the DTF game at play. Vinny finds two chicks, and one is much better looking than the other one, so Vinny sends her away. Only DTF 1 comes back, and then Deena keeps DTF 1 busy (the ultimate wingman) , while Vinny talks to DTF 2. HA! Then it turns out that after all that DTF 2 is a LESBIAN! Can we say karma, Vinny?!

Snooki walks home drunk. Shoutout to those fur boots she had on! Everyone else ends up walking home together later, and Vinny is disappointed that Nikki (DTF 2) doesn't even want to come in.  However Deanna (DTF 1) is still there with Deena, so Vinny has a back up. Oh the games!

Jenni calls Roger and asks him where the hell he's been. Roger tells her that he "messed up his phone," and couldn't go to work today. It all sounds shady. She vents to Snooki, but Snooks seems to be cuddled up with Crocodily, so I doubt she was paying much attention. Later, Jenni is supposed to go out on a date with Roger. However, Roger calls and tells her that he is stuck at work, and is running late. She feels like he doesn't put her first, and puts him ON BLAST and hangs up the phone! She's really let down, which I can definitely understand!

The Meatballs and Pauly go to work. The Meatballs play the follow game around the store, and end up running out of the store. They go to the bar, which pisses off Danny. He goes to find them, and the girls play hide and seek. They're like kids!  The Meatballs end up finding a bachelorette, and leave to go drink with her in celebration of her upcoming nuptials!

Meanwhile, Pauly actually has a stalker, who he saw on the boardwalk once. She wears the same Pauly D outfit and hat every time he sees her! Vinny, Jenni, and Pauly go to find the Meatballs, and Pauly sees the girl AGAIN! Pauly is legit scared! Later, at the bar, Pauly and Vinny are playing pool, and there goes the stalker! He ends up meeting her, when Vinny introduces her as a joke, after Pauly pulled out a grenade on him earlier.

Danny is really pissed at the Meatballs because they always mess around. Deena calls to apologize, but Danny is still mad. At the end of the day, that's his business, and sometimes people in the house act like the Shore Store is a big game.

At Sunday dinner, Mike brings up the fact that his brother is still dating Deena's sister. Mike makes some underhand jokes. After dinner, Mike calls the Unit and asks about the couple. He finds out that it's a "smash and dash" with Deena's sister and Mike's brother. Deena is not really sure about the new couple and is suspicious still of Mike, saying "A leopard never sheds its stripes." Wow. Just wow. It's so hard for me to defend myself watching this show sometimes! Haha I love Deena, regardless!

A little later, Deena's sister Joanie calls. Joanie and Mike start talking about the date, and wants it to continue to go on, just so he can find out some juicy dirt.

The next day, Pauly and Vinny go to the gym, and see Roger. Roger makes it clear that he's not going to be calling Jenni, running back to apologize. He doesn't play games, so Jenni may be waiting by that phone for a while. Vinny goes back and tells Jenni what's up. Jenni may be being stubborn, but I still say she's right. Girls stick together, guys stick together, I guess. She does eventually suck up her pride and call him to apologize, and Roger goes off on her! He tells her if she doesn't stop with her insecurities and start trusting him, their relationship is going to be through!

That's a way to end Jerzday!


 

6:09:00 AM

This normally comes a lot earlier in the day, but here we go anyway. Picking up from last Jerzday, VINNY IS BACK!!!!! The house is whole again! The crew celebrates Vinny's return by heading to Karma, where Vinny and Pauly pick up their bromance. If there was a list of the top bromances in reality TV history, guarantee that they would be top five. Meanwhile, Pauly and Ronnie notice that Mike is being extra nice, and are wondering about his true intentions.

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The house heads to Jenks the next day to hang out and have drinks. Mike ends up seeing a whole crew of guys that he knows, and invites them to hang out. Snooki thinks she may have a UTI, because she has been having some bladder control issues (which apparently can be relieved by tequila according to Dr. Snooki). While the rest of the house wants to go over to the batting cages, Mike wants to stay at Jenks and stays behind. Later, Snooki, Mike, and Deena end up getting in the same cab, and Mike (who is drunk) talks about his concerns, thinking that some people talk behind his back. Snooki thinks that Mike needs to hang out with them more, but also tells him to confront anybody that he thinks is talking about him.

Back at the house, Mike is still drunk, talking about him trying to be nice, sparking a household conversation. However, it's hard to take him seriously when his privates are out a little bit. Snooki is real and tells him that the house doesn't trust him (he is "crazy pants"). Mike asks the guys if he really did anything to piss him off, or if they have any issues with them, and of course, the boys don't say anything. However, the boys don't trust Mike either.

With all of this going on, Snooki brings out the bunny suit from last week, and ransacks the house. They also play "Warm Beer," which Snooki is the ultimate target of. It gives the house a well needed laugh.

The next day, Jenni's friend Dina comes over to fix Jenni and Snooki's hair. Snooki's dad Andy comes over. Mike runs into Roger on the boardwalk, who Jenni has been trying to call and call. Later, Mike tells Jenni, who gets really mad at Roger. He can spend all of his time on the boardwalk and at the beach, but can't pick up his phone?

Snooki goes to hang out with his dad on the boardwalk. Somehow, someway, Mike now believes that Snooki is the troublemaker. With all of the boys playing innocent like they have no problems with Mike, Mike thinks that Snooki was trying to start trouble by telling him to confront Now, he wants to retaliate on Snooki with the information about the alleged hookup. Sigh. It was only a matter of time before this came up again.

Next Jerzday, Mike calls up Unit to discuss the situation, while Jenni calls Roger and confronts him about not being a good boyfriend!

1:08:00 PM

Picking up from last Jerzday, Mike has taken off, leaving six people in the house. Danny comes in, which he never does, and reveals that he looking for new workers and new roommates (I think people forget that technically it's Danny's house, and he's renting it out to the roommates...well, MTV). The house is in shock, but Danny definitely ain't playing.

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Mike pops back up, and reveals that he's upset about nobody seeming to do anything for his birthday, and that's why he stormed off. Little does he know that the house is planning a surprise birthday party for him and Pauly. For the party, the girls have arranged strippers and the strippers' pimp is rawther creepy (*Eloise voice*). Deena and Sam call Vinny and invite him to come to Mike and Pauly's surprise birthday, but he declines, which sucks.

At the Shore Store, Pauly, Deena, and Snooki do great at work to impress Danny and hopefully change his mind about bringing in new roommates. The next day, Jenni shows up to work on time, while Ronnie and Mike, of course, don't. Danny literally puts up a help wanted sign, and people come flocking in asking about the position. Jenni rips down the sign, and Danny makes her put up a new one. He is DEAD SERIOUS. And the roommates make it clear that they don't want to have to deal with new people, especially since they've been doing this for five seasons.

The Meatballs go to a Party Lane (wannabe Party City??) to buy decorations for the surprise party, and buys a bunny suit! Why? Because they can and they're awesome!

Later, the house heads to Karma for what Mike and Pauly think is a regular Thursday night at Karma, and are surpised by family and friends. Then comes wheelchairs and out come the strippers. Pauly and Mike both pick up chicks (Mike, of course, takes the stripper home). And not saying that even a stripper shouldn't have standards (no diss to those out there),  but for a stripper (no diss to strippers) and a DTF chick, the girl had the nerve to complain about Mike not giving her matching socks. GIRL. You must not know. I guess Mike put her in her place the next morning when he called the taxi for her, and told she had 1 minute to wait, and closed the door on her haha! He didn't even remember her name! I think they rarely do.


That night, Snooki stays home with Jionni while the crew goes out to Bamboo. Randomly, Sam gets into a fight, after a girl yanks her hair, and gets kicked out. So the rest of the house comes home. The next day, everybody is kind of in a funk, mainly thinking about Vinny. So Pauly suggests they go get him from Staten Island. They barge into Vinny's house, and get him to come back. Which I'm sooooo happy about. Vinny got FINE over the past year or so, at least to me! And he looked better. Got a fresh cut, his abs were looking nice, and he even got a new tat ("Let go, Let God") on his upper chest. HOT! Now the house is complete again, and everyone's happy. Hopefully Vinny will be all right and make it through the rest of the season.

Next Jerzday: The bunny attacks. Mike is being nice, a little too nice if you ask Ronnie. Of course, Mike calls up a mysterious person to "reveal some information." A.k.a. the Snooki/Mike alleged hookup. *Rolls eyes*

6:00:00 AM

Another Friday, another Jersey Shore recap! Picking up from last Jerzday, Vinny has officially left the house for good, leaving Pauly and the rest of the house to deal with the aftermath. Pauly tells everybody at the club, causing everyone to get a little upset, especially Deena who has a mini breakdown in the bathroom.

In spite of the situation, the crew continues to party (with Pauly even bringing a girl home to "get it in for Vinny."). Meanwhile Vinny gets home to Staten Island and is welcomed by his family.

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This week is both Pauly and Mike's birthdays, so the house preps for that. A little later on, Snooki and Deena have a "Meatball Day" and get MESSED UP on the boardwalk! As only Team Meatball could! The day ends bad for Deena when she comes home and all of her hair and hair extensions are in mysterious knots. She gets it together though.

Later when the crew goes out, so many things are in honor of Vinny (Ronnie wearing skinny jeans, Pauly getting yet another DTF chick).  Mike's friend Unit comes around again, and Mike talks about how he's the key witness to Snooki and Mike's hookup (which I am BEYOND tired of hearing about). A random fight breaks out, right when Unit and Mike plan to approach Snooki, but Unit gets kicked out

The house calls Vinny to talk, and Vinny is doing a lot better at home. If he will ever come back to the Shore, I don't know, but I'm sure the house was glad to hear his voice. Later, the crew goes out to Aztec, where Mike sees this Bosnia girl that he met at the Shore Store and Paula, who he hooks up with on the regular. Seeing as it's Pauly's 31st birthday (yeah he and Mike are both in their 30s), Mike introduces Bosnia to Pauly, so Mike can take Paula home. Pauly takes Bosnia home, but ends up calling her a cab since Bosnia doesn't want to get it in, but she later comes back and wants to hang out with Mike. Since Mike has Paula, he sends her home nicely. Mike and Paula could eventually be in a relationship.

The next day, Pauly's family comes to surprise him for his birthday, and go out to family dinner to Rivoli's. Mike is upset and jealous since his family's not around. Later, the girls have made Pauly a birthday cake, but Mike feels left out. I thought that the girls were planning something for both Mike and Pauly, but not that day. Mike has a breakdown and walks out of the house, alienating himself from the rest of the crew. Are we down to six?

Next Jerzday: Danny comes by to discuss the possibility of new roommates, while Pauly has yet another surprise party, and Sam gets into a random bar fight. The house goes to Staten Island to kidnap Vinny, but get no answer....Hmm. Until next Jerzday!


 

6:38:00 AM

Another Jerzday gone, another Friday recap!

Picking up from last week's premiere episode, this episode centers mostly around Vinny. Vinny is still seriously considering leaving the house. He misses home, and doesn't think he can hang at the Shore much longer. I think if they had more of a break between filming season 4 in Italy and filming this season, he maybe would have been okay, if he had a little time to spend with his family. However, they went straight from Italy to Jersey, and began the new season, which had to be hard for him.

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Jionni pops up at the house again after a night out, and he and Mike cook together. It's like they're becoming best friends or something! And you KNOW that Snooki is not feeling that. She heads up to bed in a bit of a huff, probably knowing that Jionni would go after her, and stay away from Mike. I know that this entire Snooki-Mike-Jionni drama is far from over, but I wish it would be already! Mike, nobody cares if you and Snooki hooked up. The excitement behind that drama came and went.

After arriving late to his shift at the Shore Store, Vinny reveals to boss Danny that he has clinical anxiety, and says he has had it since he was 16. The anxiety is a good part of the reason why Vinny's been a little depressed. I'm not sure if anyone in the house really knows about this. I know that's the first time the viewers are hearing anything about it. Anxiety is very much a real condition, and can really take its toll on a person. Later, Vinny, Pauly and Mike go out for a guy's day to boost Vinny's spirits up, a little guy's day. They go out for manicures and pedicures at a local nail shop. Guys, I know that it may seem a bit on the feminine side to do that, but yall need to keep yourselves up too! At the nail shop the other day, I saw a man bring his ENTIRE family there for pedicures and manicures! It's perfectly fine, just so you know.

Later, the gang goes out for their first night at Karma for the summer Of course, Snooki is typical Snooki and gets wasted, and Jionni gets upset again, and makes her leave with him. Even I am beginning to think that Snooki needs to tone it down. Nothing wrong with having a drink or two, and getting a little faded, but being a sloppy drunk is NEVER cute! Sloppy drunks get laughed at, and

At the end of the night, Pauly brings over a DTF chick, and they get it in really quick. What I didn't know that they made them leave RIGHT AFTER! It was 4 in the morning, and Pauly hits the duck phone, calling a cab for this girl. Well, you get what you ask for, I guess. While Pauly is making the call, the girl takes Pauly's favorite chain, which he awesomely left on the floor, and stuffs it in her shorts. The next morning, after Pauly has spent all day looking for it, the girl came back with it on.She either took it to be able to come back and talk to him, or went home and took pics with it to say, "I screwed Pauly D AND got his chain!" Basic chicks will do either. This lead Pauly to come to this conclusion: "Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and pat her down at the same time!" Yup!

As the episode goes on, Vinny becomes more and more depressed. As everyone leaves to go out to Karma again, Pauly stays behind to talk to him. However, Vinny calls his sister, and lets her know that he's ready to leave. His anxiety is too much to take being at the Shore right now. Pauly, of course, tries to talk him out it, but Vin's mind is made up. I know it was hard for Pauly to see Vinny go, but he knew that Vinny had to do what was best for him, and helped him pack. It's sad to see Vinny go, especially because he officially became my Jersey Shore crush, and I love his character. However, he needed to do what was best for him. The house won't be the same without him though.

Next Jerzday: The rest of the house deals with Vinny going home, and the crew celebrates Pauly's birthday, completely ignoring the fact that it's Mike's birthday as well, which creates a real bad and hurtful situation for the Situation!

 

6:00:00 AM